Waiting for Christmas

I have been making arrangements for Christmas dinner. Now I discover that Moon Dance (the dance club two doors down from us) is offering a turkey BBQ for the tourists.  They have tethered the bird of honor out the front of their restaurant with electrical wire for people to view in advance of the big feast.  He really is creating a buzz on the street (and a lot of poop).

I have already ordered chicken for Christmas, but I have not been given the opportunity to see the bird in advance.  Maybe I should cancel (?).